I got all my windbreakers from lost and founds.
Comcast phone calls on vinyl.
I hope American culture dies today. I hope my face stops feeling perpetually oily.
My Mom’s chores for me today included spraying holy water in every room of her house.
My only YouTube channel subscription: BlackManVideos
I haven’t paid for music since I bought The Digimon Movie Soundtrack.
Got kicked out my house because I changed codecs from lossy to lossless.
Lil Ugly Mane playing at the Aldi.
Nickel-coated ibuprofen pills.